# Masturbating at Work

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Podcast: [VIEWS with David Dobrik & Jason Nash](https://stenobird.com/podcast/views-with-david-dobrik-jason-nash-562159)
Published: 2026-05-29T00:29:44+00:00
Episode link: https://www.siriusxm.com
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## Resource

On today's Views podcast, David, Jason and Natalie return from Norway to discuss Natalie getting flamed in the comments, Jason's problem with his birthday party and David's alien conspiracy theory about Steven Spielberg. Plus, David meets with every European country and plans a new trip to F1. Also, Jason complains about his friend trolling him and Natalie wonders if she's The Duff. And, masturbating at work, a new high school that will make your kid rich and a woman is rowing to Hawaii. Jason latest pod: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5imVnlhuRifcJzpw5lbJ6A?si=phd5QogMSkWRaM0yuAE8IQ

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