# The Valley Tears, Hypocrisy, No Cake, and WhiteClaw-Gate !

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Podcast: [Vanderpump Rules Party](https://stenobird.com/podcast/vanderpump-rules-party-774507)
Published: 2026-06-25T04:15:00+00:00
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