# The Valley Magic & Sh*rts!

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Podcast: [Vanderpump Rules Party](https://stenobird.com/podcast/vanderpump-rules-party-774507)
Published: 2026-07-23T04:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

We dive into all the latest news from Salt Lake marriage splits, rumors of The Valley's future, Kristen & Zack weigh in on Jax/LoriK, Southern Hospitality Restaurant Wars, House of Stassi, McBee Tallow & Taco Bell, and then breakdown the latest episode of the Valley where they go on Producer Jerry's magic tiki boat, Kristen throws her friends under the bus while Brittany and Lala eat it up like Janet's $600 a month McDonalds habit,, Michelle crushes on Jesse, Schwartz gives KiKi a Key Cake (say that 10x in a row), Zack shats himself during the Triple Dipper session at Chilis, Luke shocks his therapist, Michelle is auditioning for Selling Sunset, and Nia is relieved to be around kind, warm hearted pageant women! Next week, Lala gives Janet Sex Tips on how to please her husband. For bonus content, additional show coverage, live hangouts and trivia with prizes and a library of historical moments we've captured over the last 10 years, please join us at www.patreon.com/vanderpumprulesparty This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Magellan AI - https://docsend.com/view/5vdvbdx7cr4tikmy Claritas - https://claritas.com/privacy-legal Podscribe - https://podscribe.com/privacy

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