# Let’s GOOOOO to the Valley’s Schwartzapalooza

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Podcast: [Vanderpump Rules Party](https://stenobird.com/podcast/vanderpump-rules-party-774507)
Published: 2026-06-17T04:15:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week on The Valley the crew heads to Mexico to celebrate multiple birthdays that start off a little busted. Kristen is having a crisis, Luke is pissed off,. Danny and Brittany are making loud noises, and the only people who get their own rooms are straight, hetero couples. Hmmm.  Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to  www.Quince.com/vpr for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Come join our online VPR Trivia night and Hangout on Thursday, June 25th at 5pm PDT/8pm EDT. Register at  www.patreon.com/vanderpumprulesparty We'll be giving away some fun Gifts! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Magellan AI - https://docsend.com/view/5vdvbdx7cr4tikmy Claritas - https://claritas.com/privacy-legal Podscribe - https://podscribe.com/privacy

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