# You Can't Sip With Us (The Valley S3E1)

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Podcast: [Vanderpump Robs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/vanderpump-robs-7408852)
Published: 2026-04-03T16:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

After hearing from Jon Hamm about his thoughts on Ciara, West, and Amanda, we tip-toe into the Season 3 premiere of The Valley, where Danny and Nia attempt the logistical Olympics of four under four, Kristen and Luke hit early turbulence on the road to first-time parenthood, and Brittany chases her sparkle in a new relationship that may already be moving at breakneck speed. Meanwhile, a Sip and See meant to celebrate quickly turns into a pressure cooker when Michelle spirals over Jesse’s girlfriend Lacy making an unexpected appearance. Support the podcast to get ad-free episodes and bonuses at  patreon.com/VanderpumpRobs Leave a voicemail: 321-376-ROBS Read  Kate’s Substack  and  Rob’s Substack   Buy   Kate's book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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