# The Santa Clarita Trail (The Valley S3E3)

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Podcast: [Vanderpump Robs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/vanderpump-robs-7408852)
Published: 2026-04-17T18:36:00+00:00
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Mommy makeovers and a Y2K girls’ night that refuses to stay light collide in The Valley S3E3, where Brittany takes a first step toward reclaiming her sporkle with a consultation that raises as many questions and intends to raise a couple more things, and Jasmine’s relationship with Lala gets stress-tested. Meanwhile, Danny goes cowboy-mode. Support at VanderpumpRobs.com Leave a voicemail: 321-376-ROBS Read  Kate’s Substack  and  Rob’s Substack   Buy   Kate's book See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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