# Constable of the Friend Zone (DS9 S4 : E13 "Crossfire")

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Podcast: [V'Ger Please!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/v-ger-please-10011)
Published: 2026-06-11T00:47:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4062

## Resource

The Tower of Dour earns his name as Peter hates on "Crossfire", an episode Joseph thinks is very good and didn't do anything wrong. We dig deep on legitimiate flaws - Shakaar kinda sucks - but is Sad Odo really as bad as Peter says? Or is Joseph right that this is a unique episode demonstrating the character's depth? Listen and decide for yourself!

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