# Battle Royale NES Character Draft and Other Utterly Useless Nonsense!

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Podcast: [Utterly Useless](https://stenobird.com/podcast/utterly-useless-4542219)
Published: 2026-04-27T13:46:00+00:00
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Utterly Useless is three Brothers-ish, talking random stuff, mainly movie/TV/trivia, attempting to make each other laugh or get a really-really uncomfortable, and answer life's most pointless questions. In this podcast, after the gang shares their most recent life earned "Merit Badges", we play the game of absolute randomness "Spin-the-Wheel". Then we round up the podcast with a fantasy drafting NES Playable Characters in a Team vs Team Battle Royale tournament, then we conclude by giving One Good Recommendation! This Podcast's Bookmarks Utterly Useless Intro & Quote - 00:00:00 Life Earned Merit Badge - 00:04:37 Spin-the-Wheel - 00:27:37 Jeremy's Screen Savvy Segment - 00:51:42 NES Character Fantasy Draft - 01:14:30 One Good Recommendation - 01:29:31

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