# Episode 317 - Tales from the Dugout - Dentures Edition Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-strike-noise-a-baseball-history-podcast-594073/episode-317-tales-from-the-dugout-dentures-edition Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-strike-noise-a-baseball-history-podcast-594073/episode-317-tales-from-the-dugout-dentures-edition.md Podcast: [Two Strike Noise - A Baseball History Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-strike-noise-a-baseball-history-podcast-594073) Published: 2026-05-17T06:44:27+00:00 Episode link: https://twostrikenoise.podbean.com/e/episode-317-tales-from-the-dugout-dentures-edition/ Audio file: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eg26x8yip3hzybc8/Episode_317_-_Tales_from_the_Dugout_-_Dentures_Edition91tx9.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-strike-noise-a-baseball-history-podcast-594073/episodes/episode-317-tales-from-the-dugout-dentures-edition Duration seconds: 3228 ## Resource Jeff and Mark return and open with BP topics including Bobby Witt Jr.’s inside-the-park homer and a minor-league inside-the-park home run created when a fielder slid on a ball and unknowingly plugged it under the turf. They discuss Cal Raleigh ending an 0-for-38 slump by showering in full uniform, then going on the IL, and debate complaints about constant in-stadium audio at Yankee Stadium, including claims Aaron Judge wants Madison Square Garden-style energy and even signals the production booth. In Tales from the Dugout, Mark explains “Eddie Sissons Syndrome” for exaggerated baseball biographies, while Jeff shares an 1883 carrier-pigeon score delivery system and the story of Clarence “Climax” Blethyn’s dentures biting him during a slide. The show ends with Wax Pack Heroes from 2003 Topps, and there's a manager card!. 00:00 BP Weird Baseball Moments 15:04 Grounds Crew to Dugout Tales 16:36 Eddie Sissons Syndrome 20:43 Pigeon Scoreboard in 1883 23:30 Dentures Bite Back Story 30:34 Wax Pack Heroes 46:58 Streams and Signoff Connect With Us YouTube: www.youtube.com/@twostrikenoise Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/twostrikenoise BlueSky: @twostrikenoise.bsky.social Email: twostrikenoise@gmail.com Support a Great Cause: Don't let your common cards collect dust! Donate them to help spark a child's interest in the game at http://commons4kids.org/. #baseballhistory #mlb #baseball #Yankees #RedSox #Cal #BaseballCards #TwoStrikeNoise ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-strike-noise-a-baseball-history-podcast-594073/episodes/episode-317-tales-from-the-dugout-dentures-edition/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-strike-noise-a-baseball-history-podcast-594073/episode-317-tales-from-the-dugout-dentures-edition.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.