# LO: To Try Your Best To Not Crack A Smile When Telling A Student Off Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/lo-to-try-your-best-to-not-crack-a-smile-when-telling-a-student-off Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/lo-to-try-your-best-to-not-crack-a-smile-when-telling-a-student-off.md Podcast: [Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351) Published: 2026-05-21T11:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/NSR4128914600.mp3 Audio file: https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/NSR4128914600.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/episodes/lo-to-try-your-best-to-not-crack-a-smile-when-telling-a-student-off Duration seconds: 3679 ## Resource Back for episode 250 and it’s the last one of the half term. SATs are finally done, but before anyone starts skipping into summer like they’re in a feel-good montage, the lads quickly remind everyone that the final half term is anything but calm. Reports, sports days, transitions, residentials, productions and the emotional roulette of finding out next year’s class all get a mention. Lovely. Peaceful. Relaxing. Absolutely not. There’s also a big build-up to the biggest live show the Two Mr Ps have ever done at The Lowry in Salford, with just a handful of tickets left and the show being filmed. No pressure then. From there, the lads get into a chat about parents, family stories and the little things that make every household slightly odd. It starts with the boys getting in trouble for things they’ve said about their own mum and dad on the podcast, before spiralling into a thread about the strange but brilliant things parents do. Some are sweet, some are baffling and some are the kind of thing you only realise isn’t normal when you say it out loud in front of other people. There’s also a listener question asking what the brothers admire about each other and what drives them mad. It gets unexpectedly wholesome for about 14 seconds before returning to the usual level of sibling irritation. Balance restored. This week’s blind ranking is classic school dinners, which sparks a proper nostalgic debate about turkey twizzlers, cheese whirls, watery veg and the undisputed glory of school pizza. Then the episode dives into listener stories, including early years chaos, questionable show and tell items, awkward school conversations and the sort of incidents that remind you teachers really do need danger money. The lads also run through some of the funniest reasons teachers have had… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/episodes/lo-to-try-your-best-to-not-crack-a-smile-when-telling-a-student-off/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/lo-to-try-your-best-to-not-crack-a-smile-when-telling-a-student-off.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.