# LO: To Know Why You Should Never Bite Your Nails! Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/lo-to-know-why-you-should-never-bite-your-nails Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/lo-to-know-why-you-should-never-bite-your-nails.md Podcast: [Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351) Published: 2026-03-03T20:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/NSR7478428325.mp3?updated=1772567360 Audio file: https://pdst.fm/e/pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/NSR7478428325.mp3?updated=1772567360 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/episodes/lo-to-know-why-you-should-never-bite-your-nails Duration seconds: 3535 ## Resource Recorded on the back of a huge February half-term tour run, Episode 241 kicks off with a proper thank you to everyone who packed out theatres across the country. From Edinburgh on Valentine’s Day through a full week of shows, the lads reflect on near sell-outs, standing ovations, and just how surreal it feels to have a thousand-plus school staff in a room for a night of laughs. There’s also big news as more dates are added for October and February 2027, with venues across the South and North lined up and the Lowry show in May shaping up to be one of the biggest they’ve ever done. After the tour chat, things take a sharp left into hospital ward drama. A routine visit to see their recovering dad turns into an unexpected soap opera. The blind ranking returns with “types of co-workers.” Thread of the Week then opens the floodgates to hilarious workplace stories beyond teaching. Parents’ evening horror stories make an appearance too. It’s awkward, it’s cringey, and it’s painfully relatable for anyone who’s ever sat behind a tiny table under strip lighting making small talk about phonics. The episode also tackles a genuine dilemma: is it ever okay for a teacher to pursue something romantic with a former pupil once they’re both adults? The lads don’t sit on the fence. There’s the usual run of school-based chaos too, including ridiculous parent complaints, unexpected wildlife incidents in the playground, and one truly grim Year 2 classroom moment involving a “baby worm” discovery that turns into an impromptu lesson on threadworms, nail biting, and professional composure under pressure. It’s a full episode: gratitude, gossip, rankings, dilemmas, disgust, and a healthy reminder that working in schools means you are never more than five minutes away from something utterly bizarre… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/episodes/lo-to-know-why-you-should-never-bite-your-nails/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-mr-ps-in-a-pod-cast-494351/lo-to-know-why-you-should-never-bite-your-nails.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.