# Bumper Cars At 90 Miles Per Hour

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Podcast: [Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude](https://stenobird.com/podcast/two-grumpy-vets-and-a-duuude-6875853)
Published: 2026-07-13T04:59:00+00:00
Episode link: https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/two-grumpy-vets/bumper-cars-at-90-miles-per-hour
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## Resource

This week, Bryan, Rich,and Ron sits down for one of those conversations that reminds everyone exactly why they do this show — life shows up fast, and sometimes all you can do is laugh through the chaos. The big story is Ron's unbelievably rough week on the road: rear-ended on I-35 by a kid doing 90-100 mph with no brakes, no insurance, and no registration, followed by a DOT stop, a late-night piss test scramble, and a work schedule that keeps shifting on him. Rich balances it out with something a lot calmer — taking Bella for rides in the Jeep with his new Insta360 GO Ultra and its time-shift mode. From there it's a global download surge, scary fungal-spore headlines, island trip daydreams, grocery store meat sales, a long wait in the truck line at the sand plant, and a deep dive into why this show will never carry a sponsor.Links Mentioned Windows93.net – Site of the Week, a browser-based nostalgia trip that boots up like old Windows and even runs an arcade emulator Healthline.com – the source Rich pulled up on the deadly fungal spore story making the rounds PodAnalyst.com – the analytics tool Bryan pulled up to check the show's surging global download numbers BetterHelp.com – brought up as an example of the kind of subscription-service ad you'll never hear on this show Support the Show No sponsors here — you are the sponsor. Support us with your Time, Talent, or Treasure: Time – share the show with someone who'd enjoy it Talent – send us album/episode/chapter art (2000x2000px) Treasure – hit "Support This Show" in your podcast app for one-time or recurring support via PayPal Get In Touch Email Bryan: circlecast@gmail.com Email Rich: rchelson@gmail.com Got a question for the Duuude? Send it to either email above and we'll make sure he sees it (eventually). Email Us: R…

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