# Patreon Teaser: The Worst Scene in Vanderpump Rules History

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Podcast: [Turtle Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326)
Published: 2026-06-08T17:25:00+00:00
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Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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