# Patreon Teaser: "Go Crawl in Your Hole, Troll" - A Breakdown of Ariana and Lala's Season 9 Finale Fight

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Podcast: [Turtle Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326)
Published: 2026-07-14T00:47:00+00:00
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## Resource

An in-depth breakdown of Ariana Madix and Lala Kent's fight at James and Raquel's engagement party. An excerpt from our recap of Vanderpump Rules season 9, episode 15 - "Engagement Party Crashers" available exclusively on Patreon. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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