# Giveth Them Lala (The Valley S3 E8, RHORI S1 E8, and RHOA S17 E7 Recaps)

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Podcast: [Turtle Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326)
Published: 2026-05-22T12:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 8162

## Resource

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Giveth Them Lala " - we begin by talking about Jeff Probst completely blowing it at the Survivor 50 finale, Round 2 for Andy Cohen at the DMV, and also the new footage from the Summer House season 10 reunion. (00:00 - 17:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 8) - "The First Annual San Diego Nia Pageant". (18:15) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 8) - "The Birth of a Slam Pig" - a little pop in. (01:02:15) And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 7) - "The Plot Against K. Michelle". (01:40:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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