# Turtle Time

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Official site: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/turtle-time-pod
Author: Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
Episodes: 439

## Resource

Sit back and relax as Amy Scarlata and Riley Hamilton talk about Bravo.

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## Episodes
- [How to Date an Entrepreneur (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/how-to-date-an-entrepreneur-in-the-city-s1-reunion-pt-2-recap) — 2026-07-29T12:00:00+00:00
- [Home Is Where the Antlers Hang (The McBee Dynasty S3 E7 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/home-is-where-the-antlers-hang-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e7-recap) — 2026-07-28T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: The Inspiration for Tom Sandoval's Mustache](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-the-inspiration-for-tom-sandoval-s-mustache) — 2026-07-27T16:47:00+00:00
- [El Regreso de Las Tres Amigas (RHOC S20 E3 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/el-regreso-de-las-tres-amigas-rhoc-s20-e3-recap) — 2026-07-24T12:00:00+00:00
- [Disappointed in Doute (The Valley S3 E17 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/disappointed-in-doute-the-valley-s3-e17-recap) — 2026-07-23T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Depths of Brooklyn (Next Gen NYC S2 E5 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-depths-of-brooklyn-next-gen-nyc-s2-e5-recap) — 2026-07-23T12:00:00+00:00
- [A Little Minion (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/a-little-minion-in-the-city-s1-reunion-pt-1-recap) — 2026-07-22T12:00:00+00:00
- [Free McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E6 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/free-mcbee-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e6-recap) — 2026-07-21T12:00:00+00:00
- [Gone Gunvalson (RHOC S20 E2 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/gone-gunvalson-rhoc-s20-e2-recap) — 2026-07-17T12:00:00+00:00
- [Danny’s Advocate (The Valley S3 E16 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/danny-s-advocate-the-valley-s3-e16-recap) — 2026-07-16T12:00:00+00:00
- [Rocky Mountain Chocolate Horror Show (Next Gen NYC S2 E4 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/rocky-mountain-chocolate-horror-show-next-gen-nyc-s2-e4-recap) — 2026-07-16T12:00:00+00:00
- [Me, You, West and Salley (In The City S1 Finale Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/me-you-west-and-salley-in-the-city-s1-finale-recap) — 2026-07-15T12:00:00+00:00
- [10 Days of Intimacy (The McBee Dynasty S3 E5 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/10-days-of-intimacy-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e5-recap) — 2026-07-14T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: "Go Crawl in Your Hole, Troll" - A Breakdown of Ariana and Lala's Season 9 Finale Fight](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-go-crawl-in-your-hole-troll-a-breakdown-of-ariana-and-lala-s-season-9-finale-fight) — 2026-07-14T00:47:00+00:00
- [A Woohoo Moment (RHOC S20 E1 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/a-woohoo-moment-rhoc-s20-e1-recap) — 2026-07-10T12:00:00+00:00
- [Hannah Montana's Mom (Next Gen NYC S2 E3 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/hannah-montana-s-mom-next-gen-nyc-s2-e3-recap) — 2026-07-09T12:00:00+00:00
- [Booko's Big Boat Blowout (The Valley S3 E15 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/booko-s-big-boat-blowout-the-valley-s3-e15-recap) — 2026-07-09T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Haunted Forest (In The City S1 E8 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-haunted-forest-in-the-city-s1-e8-recap) — 2026-07-08T12:00:00+00:00
- [Will You Take Thee To Be Your Mr. McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E4 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/will-you-take-thee-to-be-your-mr-mcbee-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e4-recap) — 2026-07-07T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss Taylor Swift's Wedding Again](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-amy-and-riley-discuss-taylor-swift-s-wedding-again) — 2026-07-06T12:00:00+00:00
- [Danny Can't Dance (The Valley S3 E14 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/danny-can-t-dance-the-valley-s3-e14-recap) — 2026-07-02T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Great Zaxby (Next Gen NYC S2 E2 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-great-zaxby-next-gen-nyc-s2-e2-recap) — 2026-07-02T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Girl in White (In The City S1 E7 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-girl-in-white-in-the-city-s1-e7-recap) — 2026-07-01T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Crying of the Cows (The McBee Dynasty S3 E3 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-crying-of-the-cows-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e3-recap) — 2026-06-30T12:00:00+00:00
- [The End of the Rhode (RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-end-of-the-rhode-rhori-s1-reunion-pt-2-recap) — 2026-06-29T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Buys Photos of Ariana Madix's Feet](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-lisa-vanderpump-buys-photos-of-ariana-madix-s-feet) — 2026-06-26T12:00:00+00:00
- [Charlie and the Crypto Torture House (Next Gen NYC S2 E1 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/charlie-and-the-crypto-torture-house-next-gen-nyc-s2-e1-recap) — 2026-06-25T12:00:00+00:00
- [Exit Janet (The Valley S3 E13 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/exit-janet-the-valley-s3-e13-recap) — 2026-06-25T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Loneliest Extrovert in the World (In The City S1 E6 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-loneliest-extrovert-in-the-world-in-the-city-s1-e6-recap) — 2026-06-24T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Doll of Chucky (The McBee Dynasty S3 E2 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-doll-of-chucky-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e2-recap) — 2026-06-23T12:00:00+00:00
- [Sally the Slammer (RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/sally-the-slammer-rhori-s1-reunion-pt-1-recap) — 2026-06-22T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix's Birthday Bash at Tramp Stamp Granny's](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-ariana-madix-s-birthday-bash-at-tramp-stamp-granny-s) — 2026-06-19T12:00:00+00:00
- [I Survived Schwartzapalooza (The Valley S3 E12 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/i-survived-schwartzapalooza-the-valley-s3-e12-recap) — 2026-06-18T12:00:00+00:00
- [How the West Was Done (Summer House: The Aftermath + In The City S1 E5 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/how-the-west-was-done-summer-house-the-aftermath-in-the-city-s1-e5-recaps) — 2026-06-17T12:00:00+00:00
- [The United States v. The McBee Dynasty (The McBee Dynasty S3 E1 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-united-states-v-the-mcbee-dynasty-the-mcbee-dynasty-s3-e1-recap) — 2026-06-16T12:00:00+00:00
- [Escape to Block Island (RHORI S1 Finale Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/escape-to-block-island-rhori-s1-finale-recap) — 2026-06-15T12:00:00+00:00
- [It Reeks of Jax (The Valley S3 E11 + RHORI S1 E11 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/it-reeks-of-jax-the-valley-s3-e11-rhori-s1-e11-recap) — 2026-06-12T12:00:00+00:00
- [Amanda Goes West (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 3 + In The City S1 E4 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/amanda-goes-west-summer-house-s10-reunion-pt-3-in-the-city-s1-e4-recap) — 2026-06-10T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: The Worst Scene in Vanderpump Rules History](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-the-worst-scene-in-vanderpump-rules-history) — 2026-06-08T17:25:00+00:00
- [The Monster in the Fridge (The Valley S3 E10, RHORI S1 E10, and RHOA S17 E9 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-monster-in-the-fridge-the-valley-s3-e10-rhori-s1-e10-and-rhoa-s17-e9-recaps) — 2026-06-05T12:00:00+00:00
- [The West Show (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 2 + In The City S1 E3 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-west-show-summer-house-s10-reunion-pt-2-in-the-city-s1-e3-recap) — 2026-06-03T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies' Mad Max-Themed Pool Party](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-brock-davies-mad-max-themed-pool-party) — 2026-06-01T19:21:00+00:00
- [The Slam Pig of the Year Awards (The Valley S3 E9, RHORI S1 E9, and RHOA S17 E8 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-slam-pig-of-the-year-awards-the-valley-s3-e9-rhori-s1-e9-and-rhoa-s17-e8-recaps) — 2026-05-29T12:00:00+00:00
- [Amanda's Awakening (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 1 + In The City S1 E2 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/amanda-s-awakening-summer-house-s10-reunion-pt-1-in-the-city-s1-e2-recap) — 2026-05-27T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: The Worst Episode of Vanderpump Rules](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-the-worst-episode-of-vanderpump-rules) — 2026-05-25T17:02:00+00:00
- [Giveth Them Lala (The Valley S3 E8, RHORI S1 E8, and RHOA S17 E7 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/giveth-them-lala-the-valley-s3-e8-rhori-s1-e8-and-rhoa-s17-e7-recaps) — 2026-05-22T12:00:00+00:00
- [Bye Bye House (Summer House S10 Finale + In The City Premiere)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/bye-bye-house-summer-house-s10-finale-in-the-city-premiere) — 2026-05-20T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Dr. Paul Nassif "Nose" The Truth About Raquel's Nose](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-dr-paul-nassif-nose-the-truth-about-raquel-s-nose) — 2026-05-18T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Dark Side of Danny Drunko (The Valley S3 E7, RHORI S1 E7, and RHOA S17 E6 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-dark-side-of-danny-drunko-the-valley-s3-e7-rhori-s1-e7-and-rhoa-s17-e6-recaps) — 2026-05-15T12:00:00+00:00
- [A Little More Going On (Summer House S10 E15 Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/a-little-more-going-on-summer-house-s10-e15-recap) — 2026-05-13T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Schwartz and Sandoval Meet Their Nemesis, Greg from The Belmont](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-schwartz-and-sandoval-meet-their-nemesis-greg-from-the-belmont) — 2026-05-11T19:35:00+00:00
- [The Eye of Kristen (The Valley S3 E6 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 3 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-eye-of-kristen-the-valley-s3-e6-and-rhobh-s15-reunion-pt-3-recaps) — 2026-05-08T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: The Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-the-villa-rosa-film-society-presents-the-lord-of-the-rings-the-fellowship-of-the-ring) — 2026-05-07T17:28:00+00:00
- [Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner (Summer House S10 E14, RHORI S1 E6, and RHOA S17 E5 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/lindsay-hubbard-s-second-annual-freedom-dinner-summer-house-s10-e14-rhori-s1-e6-and-rhoa-s17-e5-recaps) — 2026-05-06T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Finds Out About Brock Davies' Past](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-lisa-vanderpump-finds-out-about-brock-davies-past) — 2026-05-04T17:44:00+00:00
- [The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet (The Valley S3 E5 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 2 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-one-where-kathy-hilton-goes-on-the-ai-jello-diet-the-valley-s3-e5-and-rhobh-s15-reunion-pt-2-recaps) — 2026-05-01T12:00:00+00:00
- [Ciara's Person (Summer House S10 E13, RHORI S1 E5, and RHOA S17 E4 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/ciara-s-person-summer-house-s10-e13-rhori-s1-e5-and-rhoa-s17-e4-recaps) — 2026-04-29T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: The Aftermath of James Kennedy's Proposal](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-the-aftermath-of-james-kennedy-s-proposal) — 2026-04-27T16:15:00+00:00
- [The Shadow Over the Valley (The Valley S3 E4 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 1 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-shadow-over-the-valley-the-valley-s3-e4-and-rhobh-s15-reunion-pt-1-recaps) — 2026-04-24T12:00:00+00:00
- [Can We Just Be Best Friends Again? (Summer House S10 E12, RHORI S1 E4, and RHOA S17 E3 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/can-we-just-be-best-friends-again-summer-house-s10-e12-rhori-s1-e4-and-rhoa-s17-e3-recaps) — 2026-04-22T12:00:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies Vs. Scheana's Mom](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-brock-davies-vs-scheana-s-mom) — 2026-04-20T18:54:00+00:00
- [Patreon Teaser: The Worst Named Bar in Town](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/patreon-teaser-the-worst-named-bar-in-town) — 2026-04-19T19:11:00+00:00
- [Escape to Booko Mountain (The Valley S3 E3 and RHOBH S15 Finale Recap)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/escape-to-booko-mountain-the-valley-s3-e3-and-rhobh-s15-finale-recap) — 2026-04-17T12:00:00+00:00
- [The Sanctity of the Summer House (Summer House S10 E11, RHORI S1 E3, and RHOA S17 E2 Recaps)](https://stenobird.com/podcast/turtle-time-6118326/the-sanctity-of-the-summer-house-summer-house-s10-e11-rhori-s1-e3-and-rhoa-s17-e2-recaps) — 2026-04-15T12:00:00+00:00

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