# Trump Wants Epstein to Pick Iran's New Supreme Leader

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Podcast: [Truth Jihad Radio](https://stenobird.com/podcast/truth-jihad-radio-4243549)
Published: 2026-03-08T13:57:42+00:00
Episode link: https://kevinbarrett.substack.com/p/trump-wants-epstein-to-pick-irans
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Rumble link Bitchute link False Flag Weekly News link In this week’s False Flag Weekly News, Helen Buyniski and I discussed Helen’s new article Grand Theft Reality . We also discussed Trump’s moronic war on Iran, which is rapidly turning into the mother of all fiascos for the US and its Israeli master. Since we began the show discussing how AI slop is devouring the world, I decided to send out two items, a satire and a summary, one written by a human, namely me, and the other by an AI. Can you tell which is which? -KB Trump Wants Epstein to Pick Iran’s New Supreme Leader Dissociated Press In a White House press conference this morning, US President Donald Trump demanded that Iran allow Jeffrey Epstein to select its new Supreme Leader. “If Iran picks a leader who has never raped 13-year-olds in front of Mossad spy cameras, Bibi will force the US back into war in a few years,” Trump explained. Asked how Epstein could participate in the selection process given that he supposedly hanged himself, Trump chortled. “Jeffrey is alive and well, I can assure you. He’s living in a specially-outfitted Iranian-missile-proof child-rape-bunker in Tel Aviv. He can fly to Tehran at a moment’s notice with underage sex slaves and cameras, lighting equipment, viagra, and other essentials for filming Iranian leaders raping children, just like he filmed me.” Trump ordered Iran not to appoint the late Supreme Leader’s son, Mojtaba Khamenei, who has been profiled by US and Israeli intelligence as someone who would never rape children in front of Mossad spy cameras. Trump said the US and its Israeli masters have long been grooming candidates for leadership positions in Iran, adding: “But most of them are dead. The Iranians keep executing them when they get caught raping children. Can you imagin…

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