# Duck!, Eggscuse Me?, You good back there?, and a lady with a thicc neck: Headlines 34

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Podcast: [True Crime Guys](https://stenobird.com/podcast/true-crime-guys-325388)
Published: 2025-12-11T05:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2064

## Resource

This has got to be one of our funniest Headlines to date, we had too much fun making this one! We kick it off with a woman who was hit in the face by a bird at Sea World! Then a man who swallowed a $35,000 egg pendant necklace, yikes, but he's still having a better day then the guy who was found dead in the back seat of his own car, which had been towed TWICE, before anyone noticed. Then we round things out with a fraud scheme that would make Mrs Doubtfire proud. Check out our other shows!: Cryptic Soup w/ Thena & Kylee Strange & Unexplained True Crime Guys YouTube EVERYTHING TRUE CRIME GUYS: https://linktr.ee/Truecrimeguysproductions True Crime Guys Music: True Crime Guys Music on Spotify OhMyGaia.com Code: Crimepine Patreon.com/truecrimeguys Patreon.com/sandupodcast Merch: truecrimeguys.threadless.com

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