# Crystal's Locksmith and Escort | Triforce #358

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Published: 2026-06-24T17:30:00+00:00
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## Resource

Triforce! Episode 358! Pyrion, fresh from a fancy Jingle Jam Mixer, gets locked out of his own house for hours but knows a very unorthadox locksmith, Sips has been watching documentaries about the scum at Thames Water, Elon's back with a brand new scam and Lew's back with some Tech News! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/triforce Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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