# Book 6: Episode 1 - Everyone Wants to be The Assassin

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Podcast: [Tribulation Farce: A Left Behind Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/tribulation-farce-a-left-behind-podcast-6385731)
Published: 2026-04-01T16:29:16+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5217

## Resource

Welcome to our first episode on the sixths Left Behind book Assassins! Folks are in a real bad mood what with the tribulation continuing on and having to hide either in plane (pun!) sight or in a subdivision of Chicago! We also find one of the most shocking differences between the old versions and newly revised versions of the book. Not just changing vhs to dvds but something far weirder and funnier. New book-club-style episodes will be released every other week, with periodic deep-dives into fun topics like Dispensationalism, the rise of the Religious Right, and unhinged Evangelical TikToks. Join our Patreon or follow the show on Twitter and Instagram ! Or, follow your brave and honest hosts Tim Lanning  and Jennifer Cheek ! Our intro and outro music and lyrics by Layne Smith and William White Bass: Jonas Newhouse Extra Vocals: Frannie K Morrison Follow Glass Beach Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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