# *PREVIEW* All My Rings Schismatic feat. Mattie Lubchansky and Josh Boerman

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Podcast: [TRASHFUTURE](https://stenobird.com/podcast/trashfuture-1055117)
Published: 2026-07-31T22:29:42+00:00
Episode link: https://trashfuturepodcast.podbean.com/e/preview-all-my-rings-schismatic-feat-mattie-lubchansky-and-josh-boerman/
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Too much is happening at once. We've got repurposed Realdolls being pitched as AI robot teachers....or tutors, since supposedly the difference is crucial. We've got an eight-figure settlement in the case of eBay gangstalking bloggers and doing Jared Leto Joker pranks on them. We've got a wearable tech ring for being a better Evangelical Christian, but also somehow reinventing indulgences. We're grateful for Mattie Lubchansky and Josh Boerman for joining us to rejoice in it all. Check out No Gods No Mayors here! Check out the Worst of All Possible Worlds here! Get the whole episode by signing up to our Patreon here! HUSSEIN ALERT Check out 10k Posts here! MILO ALERT Check out Milo's tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows NATE ALERT Nate's band Second Homes has just released their debut album and you can stream it for free here! Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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