# Grading every Eastern Conference team! | MLS Update

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Podcast: [Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...](https://stenobird.com/podcast/total-soccer-show-usmnt-champions-league-epl-and-more-199090)
Published: 2026-05-05T15:45:05+00:00
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Taylor and Joe combine to do...exactly what it says in the title! We run through all 15 teams in the East: which ones will be thrilled with their report cards? And which ones will be afraid to show their parents? Find out on the show! COME SEE TSS LIVE IN LOS ANGELES! Get your tickets for our live show on June 11th in LA! Your favorite foursome (and some special guests!) will chat about the latest surrounding the USMNT and the World Cup. Plus: games! And maybe even a song! --> TSSWorldCup.com WATCH TSS EPISODES ON YOUTUBE! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠We're posting all our episodes here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Smash like and subscribe etc.! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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