# 555: Lettuce Hop into This Campaign

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Podcast: [Total Party Kill](https://stenobird.com/podcast/total-party-kill-318682)
Published: 2026-05-26T16:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.theincomparable.com/tpk/555/
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## Resource

We’re starting a new, longer campaign. Here are your dramatis personae for Dragon Heist: Aleen Simms as Zaratha Dreamstrike, the Orc monk - A reformed bully who went to monk school Dan Moren as Squeak, the Rock Gnome warlock - A wannabe chef who overclocked a grill Erika Ensign as Starah Jhasmine, the Halfling bard - A star reporter who also knows music Steve Lutz as Bun Bun the Barhareian, the Harengon barbarian - A bunnyman with no echo, but lots of puns Tiff Arment as Yikes, the Harengon rogue - An antlered bunny who collects … teeth? But they’re...

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