# f u mercury. Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/top-five-7202539/f-u-mercury Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/top-five-7202539/f-u-mercury.md Podcast: [Top Five](https://stenobird.com/podcast/top-five-7202539) Published: 2025-11-20T16:13:52+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/f-u-mercury--68657103 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68657103/topfivekaelin.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/top-five-7202539/episodes/f-u-mercury Duration seconds: 2419 ## Resource Kaelin talks the missing podcast episode, getting felt up at the doctor, the mormons and shares her Top Five of the week! ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/top-five-7202539/episodes/f-u-mercury/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/top-five-7202539/f-u-mercury.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.