# Sunrise Mall Is Officially DEAD 😳 | Justin Timberlake DWI Drama + Apple Watch Tracking Your Sex?!

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Podcast: [Tom Kelly Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/tom-kelly-show-1219808)
Published: 2026-03-09T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcast.tomkellyshow.com/sunrise-mall-is-officially-dead-justin-timberlake-dwi-drama-apple-watch-tracking-your-sex
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Duration seconds: 1046

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Comedian Tom Kelly reacts to breaking Long Island news: the final store inside the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa is closing, officially ending an era for one of Long Island's most nostalgic malls. Tom dives into the memories, the controversy over turning the site into an Amazon distribution center, and why the death of malls says a lot about what's happening to communities across Long Island. Plus: Justin Timberlake's Long Island DWI arrest drama Why Timberlake is trying to block the police body cam footage And the weird discovery that the Apple Watch may track your sex life 🤯 Classic Tom Kelly ranting, storytelling, and Long Island nostalgia.

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