# To the Maroon - 31

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Podcast: [To the Maroon](https://stenobird.com/podcast/to-the-maroon-7031650)
Published: 2026-01-05T21:01:38+00:00
Episode link: https://rss.com/podcasts/to-the-maroon/2431750
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Duration seconds: 2422

## Resource

Welcome, welcome.... fellow Maroons..... to 'Maroon Monday' !!! And Happy 2026! !! 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 In today's pod.... I go on a fun adventure.... about how I got scammed to start my 2026.... being the absolute Maroon that I am.... and then we dive into a little review of our predictions of 2025.... and guess what is to come for 2026.... 📡📡📡📡📡 And with that….. Enjoy another trip.... to the Marooooooooooon !!! 🛠🛠🛠🛠🛠 Timestamps: (03:10) - Eddie Murphy Return ?! (07:00) - Niner and DoorDash Fails...... (17:30) - Hair loss....and Scammed.....Happy New Year !!! (30:45) - 2025 Year in Review.... and 2026.... Year of the..... 🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧 @fhilosophertheson198 - Philosopher the Son https://youtu.be/Wmy_Uonn6Xs (100 Bars - Intro / Outro Song)

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