# YOU CAN’T TEACH AN OLD MONKEY NEW TRICKS!

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Podcast: [Till The Dirt with MJ and Tommy](https://stenobird.com/podcast/till-the-dirt-with-mj-and-tommy-4081647)
Published: 2026-01-22T10:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

It’s the first episode of 2026, and MJ is riding solo—for now. ✨ MJ kicks off the new year reflecting on a world in motion and a life in transition. This episode gets real with Confession Time, where MJ opens up about dating herself and the small habits that help maintain balance. She recaps "The Valley Persian Style", spills "The Traitors" behind-the-scenes tea, and shares honest feedback about watching it all unfold on screen. Plus, MJ answers your questions, including: • What it was like watching Tommy—and herself—on the show • What or who may have led to the divorce • Whether she’s open to love again She also dives into the revolution unfolding in Iran, honoring the depth, beauty, and resilience of rich Persian culture, and what this moment means on both a global and personal level. With the Year of the Horse setting the tone, MJ talks momentum, confident decisions, and what it means to move forward—even when procrastination sneaks in (yes, she calls herself out). Thoughtful, unfiltered, and grounded, this episode is about reflection, culture, healing, and stepping into a new chapter—one truth at a time. Click Here to Book MJ on Cameo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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