# Episode 41 - Will & Mike Learn How To Measure

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Podcast: [Tight 5 Comedy Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/tight-5-comedy-podcast-7460079)
Published: 2026-07-21T15:46:31+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2640

## Resource

This week Mike and Will learn how to properly measure their penises, discuss what number it officially becomes an orgy, and we establish Mike is human beet juice. What could all of this possibly mean? Find out in this weeks episode!! Also, don't miss Mike and Will LIVE in Evansville on July 25th at Someplace Else! Socials: Instagram: @tight5podcast Will McKenzie: @the_will_deal Mike Fields: @mikefieldscomedy Produced by @Framesperseth Inquiries: Tight5podcast@gmail.com

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