# Vitamins

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Podcast: [Three Bean Salad](https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898)
Published: 2026-04-15T00:15:00+00:00
Episode link: https://three-bean-salad.captivate.fm/episode/vitamins
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## Resource

Josh of Deep South Texas brings the beans (via the bean machine) the topic of vitamins this week. Perfect timing as this week sees the launch of Three Bean Salad’s Vita-Plex injections for glossier skin and lukewarmer banter. For just 99.99.99 in any currency of your choice you can receive bi-weekly* intravenous pints of Vita-Plex. Vita-Plex contains an unique blend of vitamins, minerals and matter tested by “scientists” who promise they’ve done their own research and that’s the Three Bean Salad guarantee!!! *whether you interpret this as twice a week or once every two weeks will have no bearing on pricing or clinical impact. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod

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