# The Coastguard

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Podcast: [Three Bean Salad](https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898)
Published: 2026-03-04T00:15:00+00:00
Episode link: https://three-bean-salad.captivate.fm/episode/the-coastguard
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## Resource

The coastguard is this week’s topic at the behest of Cat of Ontario, Canada. Given the fact that Canada is the nation with the longest coastline in the world perhaps Cat is hoping to find out whether or not Canada also has the longest coastguards? Although, if so, given that Cat is not only from Canada but is also a member of the the Canadian Coastguard, this seems like the sort of thing they could have found out for themselves. But then again maybe that won’t come up. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

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