# Smells Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898/smells Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898/smells.md Podcast: [Three Bean Salad](https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898) Published: 2026-04-22T00:15:00+00:00 Episode link: https://three-bean-salad.captivate.fm/episode/smells Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/9bfecad9-dcd2-43b6-9e6f-e3dd2477ed6b.mp3?aw_0_1st.showid=d4e9c531-fa7a-42f2-b2eb-1f9c4abc7ae9&aw_0_1st.episodeid=9bfecad9-dcd2-43b6-9e6f-e3dd2477ed6b Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/three-bean-salad-3695898/episodes/smells Duration seconds: 4283 ## Resource The bean machine emits most known smells most days as a byproduct of its relentless toil. In a few short moments the aromas belched forth could be resinous, minty, jazzy, agricultural or anything in between. Something it has never spat out, however, is the topic of smells but that’s all changed now thanks to Andrew of Bremen, Dorset. Tune in for a gripping discourse on the difference between Eau de Cologne (water from the city of Cologne) and Odour Cologne (the smell of the city of Cologne which is Eau de Cologne which is water from the city of Cologne) and more!!! With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod Details of Henry's tour here: henrypaker.com Sponsor John Robins's marathon running here: https://www.justgiving.com/page/johnrobins ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/three-bean-salad-3695898/episodes/smells/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898/smells.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.