# Ratmas 2025

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Podcast: [Three Bean Salad](https://stenobird.com/podcast/three-bean-salad-3695898)
Published: 2025-12-24T00:15:00+00:00
Episode link: https://three-bean-salad.captivate.fm/episode/ratmas-2025
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## Resource

For reasons we can't fully remember, last year at Ratmas-tide we read out 12 rat anecdotes sent in by listeners. Well, it's back again and this time it's live and writhing, like so many rats. Merry Ratmas! Thanks to our pianist Freddie Tapner and our guest Isy Suttie. Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad Tickets for our live shows at Machynlleth Comedy Fest: Saturday 2nd May - https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/three-bean-salad-live-at-machfest-2026/ Sunday 3rd May - https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/three-bean-salad-podcast-live-at-machfest-2026/ New merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

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