# Christmas Eve Rules! (Featuring Jared Petty)

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Podcast: [This Thing Rules](https://stenobird.com/podcast/this-thing-rules-7009668)
Published: 2025-12-12T14:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thisthingrules/episodes/Christmas-Eve-Rules--Featuring-Jared-Petty-e3c6d07
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Duration seconds: 3219

## Resource

This episode, we’re joined by our most Santa Claus-like friend, Jared Petty, to discuss the night before Christmas. Like, the actual night, not the poem. We share some of our favorite memories, traditions, weird trivia, and learn a thing or two about the less family friendly ways it’s observed in some other parts of the world. Intro contains clips from Tenacious D & Sum 41’s “Things I Want,” Bad Santa, Norah Jones’ “Caga Tio,” and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

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