# The Parenting Badges We Wish Existed

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Podcast: [This Is Not What I Was Expecting](https://stenobird.com/podcast/this-is-not-what-i-was-expecting-5955665)
Published: 2026-06-04T09:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://notwhatiwasexpecting.paparentandfamilyalliance.org/episodes/the-parenting-badges-we-wish-existed-JYypi4M_
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## Resource

If parenting came with merit badges, what would yours be? Inspired by a conversation about adulting badges, we're sharing the parenting badges we've earned the hard way — from surviving failed family outings and mountains of laundry to making it through summer break one day at a time. Join us for a funny, honest conversation about the moments every parent recognizes, the lessons you can only learn by living through them, and why sometimes just making it to bedtime deserves a badge of its own.

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