# Ira (Reluctantly) Gives a Graduation Speech Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/this-american-life-7814501/ira-reluctantly-gives-a-graduation-speech Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/this-american-life-7814501/ira-reluctantly-gives-a-graduation-speech.md Podcast: [This American Life](https://stenobird.com/podcast/this-american-life-7814501) Published: 2026-05-01T04:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ira-reluctantly-gives-a-graduation-speech--71821786 Audio file: https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71821786/goucher_bonus_ep_free_sample_bounce.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/this-american-life-7814501/episodes/ira-reluctantly-gives-a-graduation-speech Duration seconds: 506 ## Resource Ira always hated commencement speeches. Then he felt like he had to give this one. thisamericanlife.org/lifepartners 🎬 SEE THE STORY UNFOLD: Want to see the original photos, documents, and the faces behind this week's acts? 👇 View the visual archive for this episode here: https://goo.su/XwNQm (Updated for each story) ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/this-american-life-7814501/episodes/ira-reluctantly-gives-a-graduation-speech/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/this-american-life-7814501/ira-reluctantly-gives-a-graduation-speech.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.