# S4 Ep40: How NOT to do Valentine's Day

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Podcast: [The White Noise Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-white-noise-podcast-743585)
Published: 2026-02-09T10:47:06+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8858813
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Duration seconds: 4842

## Resource

This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, Billy Leon is (rightly) exposed for his crimes.

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