# Valorant Is CHAOS and Nobody Can Predict Anything

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Podcast: [The Vodfathers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-vodfathers-7483701)
Published: 2026-05-13T18:23:29+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-vodfathers/episodes/Valorant-Is-CHAOS-and-Nobody-Can-Predict-Anything-e3jasu9
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