# Celibacy update: The crystal yoni wand arrived & it’s getting a 5 star review 🫦🔥✨

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Podcast: [The Upgrade Edit](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-upgrade-edit-6406311)
Published: 2024-01-23T14:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/who-me/bonus-yeoni-mixdown-1
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## Resource

Ok, the episode you’ve been waiting for. My jasper crystal yoni wand arrived last week, and after a few intimate dates - I have some VERY positive feedback for you all. Stepping back into my sensuality & sexuality is a big goal of mine this year after giving myself a good 12 months to heal from heartbreak. And honestly, I can say I’ve never felt more empowered & liberated! I don’t even know what else to write - just listen to the episode and you’ll understand! Kind of speechless, lost my mind, rebirthed & brand new so nothing I try to write will even do my experience justice so …. Enjoy!

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