# S5E01 – Useless Resolutions for the New Year!

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Published: 2024-01-24T06:56:42+00:00
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## Resource

Everyone comes up with resolutions for the New Year that are always predictable or just simply useless. Only because you say you’re going to do them without conviction and they barely get done. In this episode, we are going to cover the top 10 useless resolutions of the New Year. We also going to cover trending gifts that sold through the roof at Xmas. Listen to the episode on Spotify, Listen Notes, or iHeart. Follow us, subscribe, and share with the person next to you. It’s the responsible thing to do. Sources: Top 10 Most Common New Year's Resolutions https://www.goskills.com/Soft-Skills/Resources/Top-10-new-years-resolutions?fbclid=IwAR3ZF9CGX601iQ6sAecid7k5iA92KsEwGZxG-Mfi--Rc0R8ThEi7wB0nwy0 Want more Uncanny Coconuts? E-mail us at uncannycoconuts@gmail.com Uncanny Coconuts Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/UncannyCoconuts Uncanny Coconuts Facebook Group: Uncanny Conspiracies & Stories Want to read more on the Illuminati: Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati History.com: https://www.history.com/news/secret-societies-freemasons-knights-templar Yourstory.com: https://yourstory.com/2023/10/exploring-illuminati-myth-reality Sponsors: ⁠FTG Drones ⁠⁠ Imagine a Different Point of View. www.neddygames.com – 20% Referral link: https://shopneddy.com/?ref=UncannyCoconuts ⁠MSTUDIO13⁠⁠ Smart and Creative Design & Motion Graphics that takes your BRAND to a whole new level. Find or Listen to the Uncanny CocoNuts at your favorite destination… Support us on our WEBSITE https://www.uncannycoconuts.com/ On your smart speaker: ALEXA! Play the Uncanny Coconuts Podcast On Anchor.fm On Spotify On Facebook On Twitter or @CoconutsUncanny On Instagram On Apple Podcasts On Google Podcasts ON iHEARTRadio Art Direction & Branding by MSTUDIO13

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