# TTB315: Microwaved Mackerel

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Podcast: [The Two Bobs Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-two-bobs-podcast-54700)
Published: 2026-06-08T08:00:42+00:00
Episode link: https://www.thetwobobs.com/315/
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Duration seconds: 2845

## Resource

The Two Bobs episode 315 for Monday, June 8, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pure Michigan Cherry Kolsch from Shorts. https://untp.beer/7f405bf755 Robert nursed a Blonde Betty from Feel the Rain Brothers Brew. https://untp.beer/mM6d3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll adopt a 37-year-old in your name. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is being shipped to Hammond, Indiana since Chicago doesn’t want it anymore. A police officer in South Carolina was fired for pointing his gun at a colleague who was microwaving fish at the police station. Honestly, we think it was justified. https://nypost.com/2026/06/03/us-news/cop-arrested-fired-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-at-fellow-officer-for-microwaving-fish-at-police-station/ A Pizza Hut worker in Oklahoma was attacked for screwing up a customer’s order. https://kfor.com/news/local/del-city-pizza-hut-worker-attacked-after-getting-order-wrong/ A family in Brazil adopted a 37-year-old woman, thinking she was 12. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15870013/Woman-37-adopted-unwitting-family-14-months-convincing-12-year-old-fled-abusive-parents.html A Rhode Island woman was arrested for bringing drugs to a police station to complain she was sold fentanyl instead of cocaine. https://turnto10.com/news/local/woman-arrested-after-bringing-drugs-to-police-station-in-coventry-compaint-fentanyl-cocaine-charged-posession-controlled-substance-may-29-2026 Trump just launched an $88 billion retribution fund for guys that have been rejected by women. https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitt…

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