# TTB313: Fecal Vandalism

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Podcast: [The Two Bobs Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-two-bobs-podcast-54700)
Published: 2026-05-11T08:00:14+00:00
Episode link: https://www.thetwobobs.com/313/
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Duration seconds: 2799

## Resource

The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880 Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell. We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week. Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/ A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684 Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442 Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/ Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The…

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