# TTB312: Alexa’s Jaunty Ballad

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Podcast: [The Two Bobs Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-two-bobs-podcast-54700)
Published: 2026-04-27T08:00:43+00:00
Episode link: https://www.thetwobobs.com/312/
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Duration seconds: 3585

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The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4 Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet. We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit. This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is. The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/ An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/ A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/ A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275 A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was…

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