# TTB309: Bail Fraud

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Podcast: [The Two Bobs Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-two-bobs-podcast-54700)
Published: 2026-03-23T08:00:25+00:00
Episode link: https://www.thetwobobs.com/309/
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## Resource

The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police. We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really). This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries. A dancing robot caused a chaotic scene at a California hot-pot restaurant. https://www.thedailybeast.com/restaurant-staff-struggle-to-restrain-dancing-robot-causing-dining-room-chaos/ A South Carolina man attempted to post bail using fake bills while telling the judge to “keep the change.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615 A 3-year-old was the second kid to crawl into the same Missouri claw machine in a matter of weeks. https://people.com/3-boy-stuck-claw-machine-toddler-rescued-game-11919957 $250,000 worth of male sex toys went missing while en route from LA to Dallas. https://ktla.com/news/male-sex-toys-heist/ Florida Mom® left her 12-year-old daughter at Universal CityWalk to go to a bar. https://www.wesh.com/article/mom-leaving-12-year-old-at-universal-to-go-to-bar/70687344 A study found that 93% of Baby Boomers were fathered by a single milkman. That explains so much… https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more info…

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