# Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares

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Podcast: [The Therapy Crouch](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-therapy-crouch-5970769)
Published: 2026-02-19T11:29:55+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/the-therapy-crouch/episodes/6996f0ef4a6b6137bf76190c
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Duration seconds: 1602

## Resource

On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits. From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice. We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly. And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026? Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge. Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups 02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously 04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing 06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner 07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title 09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives 10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room” 12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths 14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”? 15:59 – “I would never get married again” 17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins 24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — h…

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