# Harry Styles, Celebrity Encounters & Cat Thieves! Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Talk Celebs!

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Podcast: [The Therapy Crouch](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-therapy-crouch-5970769)
Published: 2026-03-17T10:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/the-therapy-crouch/episodes/69b7cd1e4266c9b1c765199e
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## Resource

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession 05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience 08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge 10:30 The family diary row 14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat” 17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story 19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal 21:03 The dog adoption videos debate 25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers 27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward 29:18 Peter’s wor…

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