# HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!

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Podcast: [The Therapy Crouch](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-therapy-crouch-5970769)
Published: 2026-02-24T13:36:28+00:00
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## Resource

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far. From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!” Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet. There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol. If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special 03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters” 08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout 13:10 Posture & Spine Scare 17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate 22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos 27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story 33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare 36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment 40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame 45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle 49:00 Final Laughs To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel htt…

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