# Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!

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Podcast: [The Therapy Crouch](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-therapy-crouch-5970769)
Published: 2026-04-28T05:00:00+00:00
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport. The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge. Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected. https://www.tui.co.uk/ 00:00 Introduction 03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature 08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much 14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour 16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football 27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf 30:43 Sport & Mental Health 32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos 45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins 51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown 54:58 Outro To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmai…

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