# Why does your prison have a great big hole in it?

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Podcast: [The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-terrace-scottish-football-podcast-961718)
Published: 2026-04-30T11:32:00+00:00
Episode link: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG5189007622.mp3?updated=1777549492
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Craig G Telfer and Shaughan McGuigan discuss the biggest games and talking points from the last seven days in the Scottish lower leagues. The pair talk about the relegation battle at the bottom end of the Championship with Greenock Morton, Airdrieonians and Ross County all capable of finishing 10th on the final day. They also discuss the League One title race as Stenhousemuir take it to the final day, whether East Kilbride will clinch the League Two championship this weekend, and poke holes in The Dark Knight Rises. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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