# OpenAI’s IPO is a move of ‘desperation’ | Ed Zitron Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-tech-report-7700174/openai-s-ipo-is-a-move-of-desperation-ed-zitron Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-tech-report-7700174/openai-s-ipo-is-a-move-of-desperation-ed-zitron.md Podcast: [The Tech Report](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-tech-report-7700174) Published: 2026-05-22T19:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/the-tech-report/episodes/openais-ipo-is-a-move-of-desperation-ed-zitron Audio file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/6981ee67d77e5e94dcca521a/e/6a10a09180978431da06ed04/media.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-tech-report-7700174/episodes/openai-s-ipo-is-a-move-of-desperation-ed-zitron Duration seconds: 2172 ## Resource “We’re basically saying the tech industry will double its revenue in four years… that’s an insane poison to hold, that money needs to come from somewhere.” Writer of Where’s Your Ed At and Host of the Better Offline podcast Ed Zitron joins The Tech Report’s Isaac Pound to talk about OpenAI hasty IPO and the impossible maths behind the AI boom. Discount link for Where's Your Ed At: https://edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo-subscription/o5w5z8mj9q 📩 Read Ed’s newsletter: https://wheresyoured.at 🎧 Listen to Ed’s podcast: https://betteroffline.com For more from Ed: BlueSky: @edzitron.com Twitter: @EdZitron Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/the-tech-report-7700174/episodes/openai-s-ipo-is-a-move-of-desperation-ed-zitron/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-tech-report-7700174/openai-s-ipo-is-a-move-of-desperation-ed-zitron.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.