# Episode 095: I Didn’t Realize that Jesus’ Life Had So Much Platforming

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Podcast: [The Stage Select](https://stenobird.com/podcast/the-stage-select-6734730)
Published: 2026-04-08T11:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://the-stage-select.captivate.fm/episode/episode-095-i-didnt-realize-that-jesus-life-had-so-much-platforming
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At some point we’ll have a lot of stuff to talk about, but that time is not now. But somehow the show is still over two hours? Make it make sense. 00:00 Introduction, some show stats 26:21 Justin becoming a family man 40:56 Legacy of Kain: Ascendance 57:28 Life is Strange: Reunion 01:42:28 Julian’s movie round-up (They Will Kill You, Ready or Not 2, Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice, Super Mario Galaxy) 02:07:36 Pretty Lethal, Abigail Listen to Julian talk about Street Fighter III on Games My Mom Found: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-txixb-1a85b4b Theme song and interstitial music by Megan McDuffee: https://meganmcduffee.com Logo and artwork by John Gholson Announcer: John Gholson Join our Discord, learn about how you can support the show, and more: https://linktr.ee/TheStageSelect Email: thestageselectpod@gmail.com

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